Text

numeralsoftheblindprophets:

superwholokean:

I think I was about 11 maybe 12. Me and my mum went on a diet together for the first time.

im not even 16 yet and im really self concious about my tummy flab

I was 8 the first time I asked my parents about liposuction

(via the-lethal-souffle)

Photo
Text

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

twofivethree:

Douglas Adams’ metaphors are so thought-out like

"he moved with an ungainly restlessness, like a number of elderly squirrels trying to escape from a sack"

Seriously his descriptions are perfect, my personal favorite -

"Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath."

(via chuckbean)

Source: twofivethree
Text

feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

(via allaboardthenopetrain)

Source: feat
Photo
Photo Set

dahowbbit:

goddessofsax:

Here’s a handy dandy color reference chart for you artists, writers, or any one else who needs it! Inspired by this post x

(via chuckbean)

Source: goddessofsax
Photo

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(via allaboardthenopetrain)

Source: youknowyourebritishwhen
Photo
fr-e-shh:

f r e s h ✰ m o d e r n ✰ neon

fr-e-shh:

f r e s h ✰ m o d e r n ✰ neon

(via deniallsx)

Text

morgran:

what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything

(via camel-eyelashes)

Source: morgran
Photo

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

(via camel-eyelashes)

Source: a-s-h