Crazy Ginger Things

madturbating:

studies show i want to kill you

meladoodle:

dating tip: establish yourself as the superior being, ask her about her interests and comment with ‘nope’, ‘wrong’ ‘haha oh god, no’

earthnation:

14 year olds have no right being cuter than me

ernbarassing:

i cant believe i was ever excited to start school

macarena-of-time:

if you touch a penis you go to hell sorry i didnt write the rules

greekgogurt:

*posts selfie* *cries* *deletes selfie*

worldwar2chainz:

*cool mom voice* so how about that gwen stefani?

snapchatting:

*prints out ur selfie* *puts it in the shredder*

religiousmom:

macaronimessiah:

religiousmom:

The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart

hearts don’t have thighs tho

shut the fuck up

earthnation:

i thought incense and incest were the same thing until i was like 13 so my mom would always burn incense and i would say things like “are u burning incest” or “this incest smells good” and my mom would just laugh